Frank stands against the wall.

My friend Frank said that he went to a party the other night and all he did was stand against the wall. Nobody came to talk to him the whole evening. The other people at the party were too busy milling around their own groups to bother with ol' Frank. At some point of the night he tried various poses of leaning against the wall in an alluring way in order to attract some friends. However, all he got were disapproving glances.
I feel sorry Frank as I too suffer from the affliction of being incredibly uncool. Still it's nice to think we have each other. It's like we have our own secret club, a club that has secret fort meetings and gingernuts (both Frank and I love gingernuts).